E3 drinking game

connorkawaii:

take a shot every time:

• someone says “innovative”

• a really bad joke is made and no one laughs
• SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
• a random athlete promotes said sports game
• something goes wrong with a gameplay demo
• “that’s why the X1 is the all-in-one entertainment system”
• “thats why the ps4 is for the players”
• something wacky happens at ubisoft’s keynote
• awkward scripted banter between two demo players
• an adorable developer comes on stage (french, japanese, or a really excited american)
• some guy in a suit and an expensive watch turns up for microsoft
• a female appears on stage and she is immediately branded a fake gamer